One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
most annoying tumblr trends 2013!!!
- "swiggity swag"
- "do he got a booty"
- "bitch i might be"
and now, sliding into place right on time:
- "surprise bitch"
Steve clenched his fist to prevent himself from striking out and seizing Tony up by his collar, but just barely. “If you think yourself so capable, Stark, why don’t you be a leader by acting like a real pilot and stop parading around like one?”
"A real pilot, Captain? Like you? I’ve got more skill on the field than you’ve got experience, and enough knowledge of both the Jaegers and the Kaiju to back it up. You’ve got a little military practice and a nap under your belt, unless you want to recall what happened the last time you went out there?"
It was too far, and Tony clearly knew it from the wince he made as soon as the words were out of his mouth. This helped temper Steve’s sudden rage though he almost wished it hadn’t because he wanted nothing more than to deck the man in front of him across the gym. Instead, he took a deep breath and held Tony’s gaze steady as the other man did his best to focus through the sudden shame just barely hidden in his features.
"Prove it," Steve finally gritted through his teeth after a long moment of hard staring, and he grabbed Tony’s bokken and thrust it into his grip before stepping back. Tony only nodded and accepted the bokken, waiting for Steve to grab another and return to their mat.
I’M FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT
"Your life is a recovery effort from Chris Evans."
thank you blacklist
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